how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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