Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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