I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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