Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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