I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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