is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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