Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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