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I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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