Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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