Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
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damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Never joke about your clitoris.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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