I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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whose parrot is this?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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