At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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