This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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