Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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