I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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