I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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