Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
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it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
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Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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