You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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