she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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