She's JV to your varsity
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
bring money and cleavage
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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