I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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