Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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