It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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