only if we run a train.
done.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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