yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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