So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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