You're a womanizer and a bitch.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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