it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Randomize
