If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
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