It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
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that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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