Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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