I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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