physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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