i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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