I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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