Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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