sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
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If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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