No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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