But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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