i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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