yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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