I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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