do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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