There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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