I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
