Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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