when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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