At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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