is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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