do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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