I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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