she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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