I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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