You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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