he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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