She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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