There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
